when your leg turns against you
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
been around the world
dont speak the language
dont need explainin
me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
"YOU CAN’T CANCEL QUIDDITCH"
"wood there’s people that are dying"
"i am not at all physically attracted to you"
is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.
People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.
By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else.
Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)
Super useful for this coming winter!
(Source: , via jenniloveslife)
people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator
let me do the way of the warrior